Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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