David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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