we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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