So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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