i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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