is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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