We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I didn't notice because vodka
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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