i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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