How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
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