Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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