Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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