Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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