i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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