I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
my poor anus
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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