i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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