Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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