He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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