that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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