how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
