Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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