she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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