with your own penis?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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