you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Your dad touched me again.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I didn't notice because vodka
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
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