Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
accomplished twins. life is a go
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Randomize
