My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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