Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think people are normalizing furries
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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