real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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