Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you have to choose: penises or morals?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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