I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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