i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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