You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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