I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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