I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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