you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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