plz talk dirty to me
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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