Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
