What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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