She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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