Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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