At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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