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they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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