I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I think your dad took our porno
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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