there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I want a musical about memes.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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