Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I need water and some morals
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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