Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize