I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
why didn't you poke me back
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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