We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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