We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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