I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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