you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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