No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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