My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This baby is an asshole
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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