Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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