well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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