remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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