It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
